Finally Qualified as an IBA

I was down to the last minute in qualifying.  Unfortunately I had to throw $150 of my own $ into the last party to make it over the $1,000 mark.  This past month has been insane.  Preparing for grad school, traveling to Virginia and Long Island for vacations really dragged me back.  Had over 500 emails to go back to when I got back and still have to read 1/2 of them.  I haven’t had the time to put into recruiting, hostess coaching, getting help, or even trying to book parties.  My parties over the past two months have been bummers (less than 350 in sales!)  My sponsor Danielle gave me some tips that I think will really turn everything around.  ie: grouping items together as a package,  not showing the catalogs to everyone until they make their purchases, and doing better hostess coaching.  She also got me in contact with one of the IBA’s whom I did a dovetail party from.  Of course now I have to make the time to get in contact with this girl asap.

My parties for the most part have been fun disasters! One of them there was a horrible mis-communication with a few of the girls.  Pretty much one of the guests walked out of the party with a catalog ‘saying’ she would host a party and I would get her info.  The next day when I went to place the order, i needed her booking date in order to finish the order so the hostess would get credit for it.  I couldn’t get a hold of this girl before I left for Virginia on vacation.  This was really bad because the girls needed the orders shipped asap before they were done with finals the next week.  The hostess was pissed off and couldn’t understand why I needed to get this information before placing the order.  In the end, that girl couldn’t host a party because she lives far away and didn’t care to have another rep do it (so i lost a catalog worth $3.50), everyone placing the orders had to get their items shipped to them and I had to pay the extra $ on shipping.  I lost madd $ on that party because it cost $30 just to drive an hour each way there, $14.20 for the dovetail fee, and the shipping $.  The party was only $142.00 and I only made 30% on it = 42.60. So yeah thats gas and shipping.

I did one party where I spent a good $200, and 8 hours on the train getting there (long island.)  It was a really fun experience.  I stayed with Dan (my narcissistic ape friend from undergrad) for a few days and Melinda (one of my sorority sisters from undergrad who hosted the party).  The party was held at Melinda’s friend’s apartment.  About 20 people showed (and 10 -15 people present with the others outside) and most of the people there got completely wasted! There was enough alcohol to last an entire night.  It was really rowdy and loud and it was hard for anyone to hear me.  People were coming and leaving at random times.  There were some awesome people who were quiet and truly interested in what I was doing.  I was really patient.  It took me at least 3 hours to do a party that would usually take 1 hr and 30 min.  Afterwards I went to the bar with Melinda and there was this creepy guy that wouldn’t leave her alone.  I was so thankful that he didn’t follow us home.  The party was so much fun (even though it was crazy) and I was kinda tipsy as well (more of a headache- it was BYOB so I bought a cheap bottle of wine and drank all of it but didn’t feel much- note to self- don’t buy cheap wine in future…usually 2 glasses are enough for me when it’s good wine!).   The people I became familiar with were so awesome and I got to spend the next day with some of them.  I think the experience was worth the trip down there.

Even though I put $150 towards that order to qualify, at least I got some awesome product outta it.  I tried the strap on light up butterfly/dolphin that I got for myself yesterday. OMG it is AMAZING!  It took a while to get used to it, but when I did, my orgasms where so different than the one’s my rabbit gave me.  My fiance is gonna go nuts when he sees it on me!  I tried the nipple nibbers which now I can see why there is so much hype.  I will never use any other lip gloss again…this stuff is amazing and I couldn’t believe how it simulated my nipples as well! It felt amazing! Then I tried some chocolate mint Good Head…omg I could just eat the whole bottle! And I can’t wait to see my fiance in 2 weeks so I can try the Ball Banger on him! It’s a vibrator attached to a cock ring with 3 metal balls hanging down.  I’ll let you guys know how that goes as well as how he likes the succulent blossom that I got him! At least then I will really know how a guy likes those things!

Anyway I have 3 definite parties coming up in the near future as well as 2-3 other possibilities.  So my next goal is boosting party sales through hostess coaching and more incentives.  As soon as grad school starts at the end of the month, I expect my parties to REALLY grow.  Also I have 3 more possible recruits so things are kinda looking up despite my growing debt! eeekkk!   But from what I hear this is normal so I’m staying positive!

New to the Sex Toy Biz

So for doing three parties so far, I suppose $468.00 is not bad for retail sales.  My goal though is to reach $2000 by the end of the 2nd month. One more month to go. Oh boy! I have been putting at least 4-5 hours a day into communications, emailing, advertising, accounting, and building my website.  It always seems to take forever. I hope it gets better.  At least I have one definite shindig and 7 possible ones for next month. (3 possible reps as well) I’m just still a little nervous whether I am going to do really well in this or not.  I have learned SOOO much over the last month I feel like I already know most of everything about being a rep.  I can’t wait to order items for 70% off with my discount. I just need to get out of debt 1st. That deposit for grad school really screwed me over.

So far it has been interesting already being in this biz. I’ve gotten a reply to an ad from a sex slave who wants to have his dominatrix use the toys on him in front of everyone.  (of course I would have to have the items pre-ordered for them to own 1st, I cant imagine public health laws supporting it with demonstration toys!)  When I asked reps on yahoo board for some advice on this one, they said they would stay clear of a lead like that but I guess I’m a little risky.  I think it would be kinda interesting. I may end up eating my words later though. lol.

Having my mom discover this new enterprise has been really awkward.  She’s a devote super-catholic that thinks that stuff probably comes from the devil! I told her I started something new and she wouldn’t want to know.  Well she didn’t take my word when she went snooping around my room.  Instead of going to me about it, she informed my sister who said I was doing this to help people like my friends who were virgins and didn’t want to have sex because of disease and pregnancy. They needed something to tide them over. Well I cant believe she bought it. Still to this day she hasn’t mentioned it to me.  Now whenever I get a phone call and go in my room she will ask me who it was. BTW I’m 24! This home living situation is temporary till I go to grad school in June thankfully!

So in my last words I thought I would mention how my first party went. I learned my biggest lesson: Don’t present the anal toys first!  And especially don’t try to pull your 1st party 2 days after receiving your kit! Wait a week by all means! And don’t throw a party with NO ONE that your know!! Trying to describe a bunch of sex toys to 40 sorority girls at my first party is probably the most insane thing to do.  And once I pulled out the vibrating anal butt pug, 20 girls left the room!  By the time I reached the end of the presentation, there were about 15 girls left.  That is the most difficult subject to even mention because it’s so taboo in our society.  Most wont even attempt it.  Anyway the thing about having a party for me and the guests with 2 days notice is everyone was bum outta cash and I sure wasn’t ready.  Taking orders was interesting. I was asking them how I do it! The sales was $60 for that one and I was missing 2 catalogs.   One thing I can say, is 2 glasses of wine surely helps when you do your 1st party!

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